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Feb. 18th, 2015 06:21 pmCHARACTER PREFERENCES THE CLEAN(ISH) SECTION
Full name: Rude
Age: 31
Birthdate: I headcanon it as January 12th
Zodiac sign: By Western he would be Capricorn
Height: 6'2"
Weight: Round about 200lbs or so, all muscle
Build: Rude is pretty much built like a tank. He's big, broad and all solid muscle - and doesn't lose very much of that bulk when his clothes come off.
Appearance: Here and see how he looms
Body hair: Besides his facial hair, he doesn't actually have a whole lot.
Scent: Mostly soap with an underlying musk depending on what he's been up to.
Clothes: Now he lives with Louise, Rude's wardrobe has become a bit more varied. He still has his suit, but he also has a lot more tight-fitting clothing, see-through/sleeveless/low-neck shirts and close-fitting pants that let Louise show him off without showing too much off. His at home attire tends to be a lot more revealing, but wherever he is, whatever he's wearing, his preferences tend towards black and white and as simple as possible.
Scars: Nothing serious, but his body definitely shows that his job back home is a dangerous one - most of them are on his arms, torso and there are some faint ones on his hands that come from punching people for a living.
Piercings: Multiple in his ears and one in his left nipple
Tattoos: None, though he wouldn't be opposed
Other bodily markings: Nothing really of note
Other notable physical details: It is extremely rare to see Rude without his shades. He carries spare pairs with him just in case, they're that important to him, and there's an implicit level of trust in him taking them off voluntarily around someone else.
Current status: Mongrel/Pet
Feelings on said status: He's not that bothered about being considered subservient, because he's spent long enough on Shinra's leash that he's pretty much used to it. He doesn't like so much that he's treated like he's not even worthy to talk to some people just because of hair colour but he's not upset enough about it to cause a stir and risk getting unwanted attention. And he still manages to hold a decent amount of Elite CR for someone who isn't supposed to talk to them...
Residence: Floor 274 of Eos Tower, with Louise
Occupation: Louise Hardwick's Pet
Vices of choice: Drink is Rude's main vice; he likes a beer or two to take the edge off his day and, as might be expected for his size, he can hold his liquor pretty well. Beyond that he doesn't smoke, and he would only consider drugs if he absolutely trusted who he was with and didn't anticipate that he would be called on duty (or have other cause to think that he would need full alertness).
Hygienic routine: Rude is very particular about his hygiene. He showers in the morning and at night, as well as after anything strenuous he might get up to. He is always very on top of keeping his head shaved and his facial hair neat and yes, he does sometimes relieve tension in the shower if he feels a particular need to.
Other daily habits: Now he's a Pet, Rude's adapted his routine to fit with what Louise wants, though he's aware he gets more leeway than most Pets would. He's still very security-conscious, though, and still keeping up with his training where he can as well as hitting up bars frequently and exploring to gather information.
Sleeping habits: Rude is a very light sleeper and it's generally not advised to sneak in on him or try to wake him without fair warning of entering the room - his training and the job he did back home means his initial reaction to surprise awakenings tends to be violent just in case. The exception is if he's sick or injured or has otherwise been pushing himself too hard - if he hits a point where he actually crashes, he crashes hard and sleeps a lot more and more deeply than usual.
Spoken language(s): Whatever the common Gaian language is.
Voice: Here (video quality is patchy but the sound's just fine)
THE DIRTY(ISH) SECTION
Sexual preference: When it comes to sex, Rude is just as comfortable with men as with women, however he does prefer women and would be more likely to consider them for actual dating/relationships.
Where they fall on the D/s spectrum: This tends to depend on who he's with. He'll submit to people and probably enjoy it (especially with women) but if he's with someone who he thinks can take it and/or the situation is heated enough for him not to think about it so much, he can definitely unleash a more dominant side.
Penis size: Somewhere around about the 9"-10" inch mark and pretty thick with it. There is a reason he's careful about who he lets out his dominant side to.
Pubic area: He'll give it the occasional trim if he thinks it's getting unruly but otherwise tends to leave it as it is.
Circumcised?: No
Underwear: Boxer-briefs. With the job he does, he likes to be secure.
Sleepwear: Either pyjama pants (in case there's a situation he doesn't have time to get dressed before dealing with) or nothing if he falls asleep post-sex. These days probably far more the latter.
What was their first time like?: Not great. He didn't really understand or appreciate at the time what being on the large side would mean in terms of necessary foreplay, with predictable consequences.
Best sexual experience: I'm going to be a sap and say Chelsea. Mostly because it actually meant something and while he'll swear blind that doesn't matter, it does.
Worst sexual experience: Beyond his first time, he's had one or two occasions where the women he's been with haven't listened when he's tried to insist they needed to be careful and have hurt themselves as a result.
Partner(s): Louise is his master and regular partner (even if that's not supposed to be how these things work). There's also Lioriley, who has him utterly fascinated and for more than just mindblowing sex (though that certainly doesn't hurt). Beyond that there are a few he wouldn't mind adding to that list, they just haven't got there yet.
Size preference: He likes curves. A lot. In terms of physical size, it's rare that his partners aren't smaller than he is and though he wouldn't necessarily chase someone particularly small, he's a sucker for tiny ladies who can still top the hell out of him. For men, he has no real preference beyond that the sturdier they are, the rougher he can be.
Preferred method of sex: Depends who he's with and the mood he's in. Once he's used to someone and they're used to him, he likes full sex but if that turns out to be impractical then he is more than happy to stick with oral instead - if anything, he prefers oral to full-on sex.
Frequency: At least as often as Louise requires, but he gets plenty elsewhere too.
Masturbation: If he's gone without for a while, if he's had a particularly rousing dream and there isn't someone in bed with him or if his mind just happens to wanderto something like explosives, he'll take time to head somewhere quiet (the shower if he can manage it, especially post-dream) and take care of it but it's not something he does much for fun, when he's by himself.
Favorite position: Anything that lets his partner control penetration.
Favorite place to have sex: So long as it's private, he doesn't mind. Bedrooms, offices, suitably quiet alleyways are all good and as well as beds, desks and walls are also fine.
Favorite kinks/sex acts: Oral, and dirty talk from his partner is something he loves
Kinks they've tried and hated: Nothing that he'd say he hated but he's not fond of anything that removes any sense but sight.
Favorite toys: Still to be determined
Sensitive areas: His ears are a big one - play with his piercings and he will basically melt. He also has pretty sensitive nipples and there's a spot at the back of his neck that equally will get him worked up - though for that one, an at least basic degree of trust is necessary
Turn-ons:Women who work for the enemy Strong women (that they look strong is not necessary), soft curves, sparring with someone he finds attractive (and letting that lead to more), people who are good at dirty talk
Turn-offs: People who play up their weaknesses in a bid to be "more appealing", people who treat him as dumb because he's big and quiet or who are otherwise dismissive of him
No-no places/triggers: He's fine with being tied up and with things getting rough but if it edges into something that feels too much like torture then he'll shut down as his training tells him to
Something they want to try but haven't before: Pegging
Number one fantasy:Tifa Actually if he has one at all it's probably something innocent and sappy like finding someone to settle down and start a family with. Not such a likely thing for a Turk, after all.
After-sex habits: He's not much of a cuddler himself but will indulge if the other person wants to, especially if he's allowing them to fall asleep together. Mostly he likes to get himself clean (he keeps wipes wherever he thinks he might need them) and his partner if appropriate and unless they're already at his partner's home he'll make sure they get home/wherever they need to be safely. If he's at someone else's place, he'll clean up as quickly as possible to impose on them as little as possible.
Anything else?: While I try my best to make sure that I'm giving decent hooks with Rude even though he doesn't say or express much, I realise I'm not infallible so please if you get stuck or need more to work with drop me a PM and I'll be happy to fix that.
Bonus: N/A
Full name: Rude
Age: 31
Birthdate: I headcanon it as January 12th
Zodiac sign: By Western he would be Capricorn
Height: 6'2"
Weight: Round about 200lbs or so, all muscle
Build: Rude is pretty much built like a tank. He's big, broad and all solid muscle - and doesn't lose very much of that bulk when his clothes come off.
Appearance: Here and see how he looms
Body hair: Besides his facial hair, he doesn't actually have a whole lot.
Scent: Mostly soap with an underlying musk depending on what he's been up to.
Clothes: Now he lives with Louise, Rude's wardrobe has become a bit more varied. He still has his suit, but he also has a lot more tight-fitting clothing, see-through/sleeveless/low-neck shirts and close-fitting pants that let Louise show him off without showing too much off. His at home attire tends to be a lot more revealing, but wherever he is, whatever he's wearing, his preferences tend towards black and white and as simple as possible.
Scars: Nothing serious, but his body definitely shows that his job back home is a dangerous one - most of them are on his arms, torso and there are some faint ones on his hands that come from punching people for a living.
Piercings: Multiple in his ears and one in his left nipple
Tattoos: None, though he wouldn't be opposed
Other bodily markings: Nothing really of note
Other notable physical details: It is extremely rare to see Rude without his shades. He carries spare pairs with him just in case, they're that important to him, and there's an implicit level of trust in him taking them off voluntarily around someone else.
Current status: Mongrel/Pet
Feelings on said status: He's not that bothered about being considered subservient, because he's spent long enough on Shinra's leash that he's pretty much used to it. He doesn't like so much that he's treated like he's not even worthy to talk to some people just because of hair colour but he's not upset enough about it to cause a stir and risk getting unwanted attention. And he still manages to hold a decent amount of Elite CR for someone who isn't supposed to talk to them...
Residence: Floor 274 of Eos Tower, with Louise
Occupation: Louise Hardwick's Pet
Vices of choice: Drink is Rude's main vice; he likes a beer or two to take the edge off his day and, as might be expected for his size, he can hold his liquor pretty well. Beyond that he doesn't smoke, and he would only consider drugs if he absolutely trusted who he was with and didn't anticipate that he would be called on duty (or have other cause to think that he would need full alertness).
Hygienic routine: Rude is very particular about his hygiene. He showers in the morning and at night, as well as after anything strenuous he might get up to. He is always very on top of keeping his head shaved and his facial hair neat and yes, he does sometimes relieve tension in the shower if he feels a particular need to.
Other daily habits: Now he's a Pet, Rude's adapted his routine to fit with what Louise wants, though he's aware he gets more leeway than most Pets would. He's still very security-conscious, though, and still keeping up with his training where he can as well as hitting up bars frequently and exploring to gather information.
Sleeping habits: Rude is a very light sleeper and it's generally not advised to sneak in on him or try to wake him without fair warning of entering the room - his training and the job he did back home means his initial reaction to surprise awakenings tends to be violent just in case. The exception is if he's sick or injured or has otherwise been pushing himself too hard - if he hits a point where he actually crashes, he crashes hard and sleeps a lot more and more deeply than usual.
Spoken language(s): Whatever the common Gaian language is.
Voice: Here (video quality is patchy but the sound's just fine)
Sexual preference: When it comes to sex, Rude is just as comfortable with men as with women, however he does prefer women and would be more likely to consider them for actual dating/relationships.
Where they fall on the D/s spectrum: This tends to depend on who he's with. He'll submit to people and probably enjoy it (especially with women) but if he's with someone who he thinks can take it and/or the situation is heated enough for him not to think about it so much, he can definitely unleash a more dominant side.
Penis size: Somewhere around about the 9"-10" inch mark and pretty thick with it. There is a reason he's careful about who he lets out his dominant side to.
Pubic area: He'll give it the occasional trim if he thinks it's getting unruly but otherwise tends to leave it as it is.
Circumcised?: No
Underwear: Boxer-briefs. With the job he does, he likes to be secure.
Sleepwear: Either pyjama pants (in case there's a situation he doesn't have time to get dressed before dealing with) or nothing if he falls asleep post-sex. These days probably far more the latter.
What was their first time like?: Not great. He didn't really understand or appreciate at the time what being on the large side would mean in terms of necessary foreplay, with predictable consequences.
Best sexual experience: I'm going to be a sap and say Chelsea. Mostly because it actually meant something and while he'll swear blind that doesn't matter, it does.
Worst sexual experience: Beyond his first time, he's had one or two occasions where the women he's been with haven't listened when he's tried to insist they needed to be careful and have hurt themselves as a result.
Partner(s): Louise is his master and regular partner (even if that's not supposed to be how these things work). There's also Lioriley, who has him utterly fascinated and for more than just mindblowing sex (though that certainly doesn't hurt). Beyond that there are a few he wouldn't mind adding to that list, they just haven't got there yet.
Size preference: He likes curves. A lot. In terms of physical size, it's rare that his partners aren't smaller than he is and though he wouldn't necessarily chase someone particularly small, he's a sucker for tiny ladies who can still top the hell out of him. For men, he has no real preference beyond that the sturdier they are, the rougher he can be.
Preferred method of sex: Depends who he's with and the mood he's in. Once he's used to someone and they're used to him, he likes full sex but if that turns out to be impractical then he is more than happy to stick with oral instead - if anything, he prefers oral to full-on sex.
Frequency: At least as often as Louise requires, but he gets plenty elsewhere too.
Masturbation: If he's gone without for a while, if he's had a particularly rousing dream and there isn't someone in bed with him or if his mind just happens to wander
Favorite position: Anything that lets his partner control penetration.
Favorite place to have sex: So long as it's private, he doesn't mind. Bedrooms, offices, suitably quiet alleyways are all good and as well as beds, desks and walls are also fine.
Favorite kinks/sex acts: Oral, and dirty talk from his partner is something he loves
Kinks they've tried and hated: Nothing that he'd say he hated but he's not fond of anything that removes any sense but sight.
Favorite toys: Still to be determined
Sensitive areas: His ears are a big one - play with his piercings and he will basically melt. He also has pretty sensitive nipples and there's a spot at the back of his neck that equally will get him worked up - though for that one, an at least basic degree of trust is necessary
Turn-ons:
Turn-offs: People who play up their weaknesses in a bid to be "more appealing", people who treat him as dumb because he's big and quiet or who are otherwise dismissive of him
No-no places/triggers: He's fine with being tied up and with things getting rough but if it edges into something that feels too much like torture then he'll shut down as his training tells him to
Something they want to try but haven't before: Pegging
Number one fantasy:
After-sex habits: He's not much of a cuddler himself but will indulge if the other person wants to, especially if he's allowing them to fall asleep together. Mostly he likes to get himself clean (he keeps wipes wherever he thinks he might need them) and his partner if appropriate and unless they're already at his partner's home he'll make sure they get home/wherever they need to be safely. If he's at someone else's place, he'll clean up as quickly as possible to impose on them as little as possible.
Anything else?: While I try my best to make sure that I'm giving decent hooks with Rude even though he doesn't say or express much, I realise I'm not infallible so please if you get stuck or need more to work with drop me a PM and I'll be happy to fix that.
Bonus: N/A